Decker: wii fit trainer transcends her physical form and shakes off the hold of gravity
Decker: she approaches and breaches lightspeed, producing the first and only sound possible in a vaccuum which ricochets across the universe
Decker: the universe immediately stops expanding and starts rapidly collapsing, every sun explodes plunging the universe into perfect darkness
Electrical Store: And everyone heard the phrase "you've got great form!"
Decker: if not for her, becoming the absolute center of the universe. all matter revolves around her for infinity
Decker: then we make this poster to commemorate the event
Electrical Store: Everyone is incapable of not keeping at it every day to improve their posture
Electrical Store: ANd the world walked upright, truly upright, for the first time
Decker: in this installment of the universe, humanity now stands upright. but don't worry, it's only stronger for it

Nintendo’s next software combines the best of the internet with their classic self-insert virtual people

Coming soon to a 3DS near you: Miim


wired:

Follow Wired’s live blog of the Nintendo E3 conference here! We <3 Miyamoto.

Miyamoto is pretty much my favorite person.

wired:

Follow Wired’s live blog of the Nintendo E3 conference here! We <3 Miyamoto.

Miyamoto is pretty much my favorite person.