oooooh my goooood i’m hiking in fucking utah and i came across sollux carved into the goddamn million y/o sandstone
this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life
they’re like brothers
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
this entire episode is a treasure.
i may have peed myself a little watching this
friend: “hey can i borrow your phone”
me: “ye one sec”
ok but literally how
somewhere in the world headmistress mcgonagall is getting flooded with furious owls and she’s torn between laughing openly at how the Transfiguration student was better than she and being furious how blatantly he had shown off his powers to the entirety of Muggle Britain.
"Everyone’s gay but me." -Str8 boys and Rose Lalonde
How many times does Rose call Dave gay? So many times. Deflecting much?